You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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