Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You work out of a Hotel?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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