A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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