she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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