K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
thus making me awesome and them whores
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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