super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I know her cup size but not her name....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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