the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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