i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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