I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Enjoy the penises
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
