I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
