: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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