Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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