You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
