Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
