If that was your dad, he is hot
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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