im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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