All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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