would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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