I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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