Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
