also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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