the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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