There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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