he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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