Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
