do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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