Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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