I bet he comes in French.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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