you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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