Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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