did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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