I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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