found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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