We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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