i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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