Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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