In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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