You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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