would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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