people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Boobs are out for the taking
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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