I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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