what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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