He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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