Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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