mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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