So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm really busy with my period
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