So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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