Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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