Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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