Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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