I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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