idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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