You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
