Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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