oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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